BODY PARTS SERVICING CENTER

How nice life would have been if we could have detached our body parts and get it serviced or replaced…

The conversation among the people would have been like this:

·        I am unable to walk today; I left my legs with my doc for repairs. I got my grandma’s legs so I cannot walk fast. I would have liked my father’s pair of legs; he is a sports man U C.

 ·        My hand was paining yesterday. I went to an orthopedic Doc. He had many pairs of different varieties like thin, fleshy, hard, soft etc. Nothing was suiting me, finally he advised me to go for a plump one till the fresh stocks arrived. Now I appear like a Macho!! On the streets, people are afraid of me and girls just freak out seeing me!!

 ·        I had a cracked heel and it was paining tremendously. My doc asked me to take rest. As I had lots of work at office, I applied cream on my legs and hung them in my room. Now I am managing with my neighbour’s legs.

 ·       Shanu:Why r u not talking?                                                         
Nimesh (Explaining in sign language): I gave my vocal chord for servicing. I have to appear for singing auditions tomorrow. But guess i can manage with my nose coz nowadays singers become famous if they are nasal more than vocal!

·        Once a man on his way out, took his eyes, but forgot to put his head on. He was surprised to see the street all-empty. “Is it Sunday today?” he thought. But everyone on the street was petrified and as a result of such havoc amongst the public, the police arrested him. He could not understand the problem and only when he took his hand to scratch his head did he realize that he had forgotten his head at home. Finally the judge sentenced him to be ‘hanged till dead’ on the condition that he should come to the court, the next day, with his head on!